Stupid talking monkey.

The lackey went off today for some alone time. When she got home, I made sure to great her like there was no tomorrow and behave myself all through dinner and then go mental to convince her we needed the longest walk ever. She seemed annoyed by this and bundled me into the car. Cool – I got to go for a ride! We ended up at Dylan’s house and we played and practiced our fighting cues while the lackey’s talked and slacked off. They also seemed to have their own special bag of treats that Dylan and I were forbidden to touch. Two stupid talking monkeys.