I scared the lackey tonight

I scared the lackey tonight – it was hilarious. She was easing in the side gate carrying several bags and I managed to slip out onto the footpath. I ran three laps around the car, veering onto the road for kicks. I learned the word ‘road’ as she yelled “get off the road” at me a few times – feedback from her brain indicated she found shouting this phrase amusing. I then pelted in through the gate behind her and dived into the shopping bags. Didn’t take anything, I just enjoy hearing her freak out. Humans.