The lackey is an idiot.

All I wanted was an enemy to disembowel something and she fetched me a tug of war rope with a tennis ball threaded on it. Well, as I was going to disembowel something anyway… The lackey was not pleased. Excuse me? I am a Staffordshire Terrier – what part of my jaw looks light weight and delicate? She moaned about it only taking a day to peel and shatter the tennis ball off of the rope. A day?! I must be loosing my touch, I should have had that damn thing naked and damaged in ten minutes flat.